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Rap Instrumentals Both Completed and In Progress: VICTURA RAP
Rap Instrumentals: Hey, the one person who’s looking at my blog. If you’re reading this, congratulations! You are one of one reading this blog. I completed about 6 instrumentals which are done and exported to MP3 to be rapped to and recorded. More beats are on the way, I’ll release the instrumentals free of charge, I’m not gay like that.
VICTURA shit bro
STILL LOOKING FOR AUTHORS/CONTRIBUTORS TO THIS WORDPRESS BLOG
Seriously, if you want to be an author or contributor, just send a small portfolio to j.m.monticelli@gmail.com
Lulzor.com is a blog set for a “fuck it” attitude with a high social standard of still giving some sort of a fuck. Contradiction? Yes. So, come and e-mail me, tell me why you should write for the blog. Go ahead.
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VICTURA COLLECTIVE VOLUME I COMING SOON
By the end of June, I promise to have up my own EP. This will be custom beats accompanied by raps. Fucking sweet, right? All I’m telling you is by the end of June you WILL have your own Victura tape. Free of charge. I’m not making you pay for this – that’s wrong. So, just be ready. Be ready. 
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Who to follow on Twitter: @savhyp (single male)
Are you looking for somebody funny, asking constantly who to follow on Twitter?
Well follow Single Male. As long as, of course, you are looking to follow somebody with abrasive, vulgar humor. A few tweet excerpts from @savhyp:
@savhyp
I used to shit my pants and put my fingers in the poop and wipe them on people’s backs because they could feel my pain
— single male (@savhyp) April 29, 2013
Punch my grandma in the face for sex money and drugs
— single male (@savhyp) April 29, 2013
I had a good time last night honey. #jeffreyDahmersIntestines
— single male (@savhyp) April 29, 2013
Beautiful, isn’t it? Now, you know who to follow on Twitter, and you should click that follow button, dog. For real doe
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Tagged comedy, comedyu, funny, funnyt, haha, lol, savhyp, troll twitter, twitter, vulgar humor, who to follow on twitter
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JiZZ Energy: The energy drink of a creamy, salty, bleachy generation.
A while back I made a website called JiZZ energy after discussing “jizz” in class with my teacher. It was a thing when I was a freshman for everybody to talk about drinking JiZZ and guzzling it and bragging about that good old spunky flavor. It was hilarious, until one of my teachers, Mr. Rood came into another class (one I wasn’t in) and busted two kids for talking about drinking jizz and finding dildos (aka Dinosaur bones) in their back yards.
CLICK HERE TO GO TO JIZZ ENERGY
Blog authors wanted! Looking for a blog home? Want to be a contributor to Lulzor.com before it actually goes somewhere?
Blog authors wanted for this blog! For real, doe. We are really looking for a few contributors/authors for this blog, Lulzor. Requirements?
- we want you to be truthful and not lie about things.
- we want you to not be new to writing.
- you must be fully fluent in English.
- you must have something interesting. Seriously, we need material to be read.
- we don’t want abusive people. Authors or contributors abusing the boards for their own malicious intentions or advertisement whoring will be banned from the site.
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Victura Rap Collective: Raps galore
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FUCK-IT MORALE RAPS :: VICTURA
Victura is a new rap music collective, including Wildfire and some nigga named Swerve making raps. Victura content, as of now, will be help up to Soundcloud and Lulzor because I want to use them for my hosting. Shut the fuck up. I’ll eventually buy my
We will be making our own beats, and have already produced a couple beats with raps accompanying them (-wildf.). Raps to be recorded are going to be written to the blog, to show that content is being actively created. Hopefully when I get these raps recorded, you will like them. Fuck it, if you know me, you’ll like it. In fact if you don’t like it, you can taste my nut.
More information about Victura? There’s not a lot. All we are is a group of pissed off kids who like to get our word out, but can’t, and hope that our raps will be the solution to that problem. This is my empire.
Wyldefyre was here, burned this shit up
North Korea Diaries: Kim Jong-Un is a little crybaby
Taepodong-1, North Korea’s stable nuclear missile.
Nuclear weapons. North Korean nuclear weapons to be exact. Kim-Jong Il (now dead) and his son, Kim-Jong Un have been perfecting their nuclear weapons for military warfare. Under strong criticism from other countries including the largest world powers, North Korea still refuses any advice on halting their nuclear weapons production program. The below picture is a snapshot of a nuclear missile called the “Taepodong-1″, the currently stable nuclear ballistic missile. However, just like most North Korean dictators, it seems to be that the Kim-Jong family can’t get it up… “it” being the Taepodong-2 missile… and probably something else.
The Taepodong-2 was tested before and reportedly failed 35-40 seconds into its launch. North Korea is, as of 4/9/2013, threatening South Korea with nuclear warfare, and to be quite honest I think that’s about all they have to attack without fear of hitting something else. Let me voice my opinion: I think their nuclear program is a failure. They lack range, even though they brag about strong missile systems. Their Taepodong(hereforth referred to as TD)-1 missile is estimated to have a range of 2,200 to 5,900 kilometers, however many different sources debate this. According to Wikipedia, North Korean missiles have limited intel to outsiders… here’s an estimated range image. Let’s just hope if anywhere in the U.S. gets hit, it’s Alaska. They need some warmth. (Just kidding). 
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In school you have no rights
Isn’t it kind of wrong that when you are in school, a government-funded building (paid for by YOUR tax dollars!) denies you the right to freedom of speech, freedom of expression, and freedom of religion? I mean, constitutionally we are guaranteed no punishment for saying what is on our minds, but when you are on school grounds you can be implicated for whatever you say. If I said “fuck” – which I am legally allowed to – I can be punished, persecuted, and penalized for my actions. How is that legal?
According to the Supreme Court, constitutional rights “do not stop at the school gate”… but there’s no realization of our guaranteed rights as American Citizens. I for one see the whole reasoning behind punishing kids for saying “cussies” and what not, but if we’re teaching our kids that we are a free country, how the hell do you justify punishing them for their words if they harm nobody? What justifies schools saying that we are not allowed to express ourselves in any way that is not harming someone? Where is the justice in saying “one nation under God”, punishing kids for not being “perfect Christians”, and punishing kids who make religious references in their school work?
As a school, you should be able to educate and reason with limited flaw: after all, you are the ones who are influencing the development of children, am I right? When my friend died and I was being interrogated for putting up memory posters – when I didn’t – what was their right to do so?
When kids say that they don’t agree with something teachers saying, why do they send the children to be punished for their words during a classroom interaction?
Why do teachers talk smack on students to each other, but when a student says something about a teacher, it’s a threat? You should really watch your school and their hypocrisy. It’s a joke to be funding these institutions if they’re failing at everything they’re doing. You want to know why the American education system is failing? There’s no connection. There’s no individuality. There is only overextended punishment… and those who are rich ride Scott free. Prove me wrong.
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